How to Get Rich Quick (or Not)

Friday, October 7, 2011

We all dream of becoming fabulously wealthy quickly. Here are 5 popular get rich quick programs with nearly guaranteed results.

InstructionsA little cashDesire to Make Lots of Money QuicklyPlay the LottoBuy Lotto tickets. You can’t win without a ticket, and the more tickets you have the better your chances. So go and acquire a lot of lotto tickets, then check your numbers until you win big. Then you will never have to work again!Biggest Advantage: This is the easiest way to Get Rich Quick because it involves no real work of any kind by anyone.Biggest Disadvantage: The chances of winning the lotto are excessively poor. You have a 99.999999% chance to become a BIG LOSER with this strategy.Gamble at the Casino. All the benefits of the Lotto Investment Strategy PLUS lots of lights and bells when you strike it rich at the slots. It is far faster then Lotto tickets too – no waiting around for a weekly draw. You will know in seconds if you have stuck it rich, or of you have to feed the one arm bandit another offering of your hard earned money to really hit the big time.Biggest Advantage: Instant feedback and the ability to try again and again until you run out of cash. Cheap buffets are a close second on the advantage list.Biggest Disadvantage: Chances of running out of money are high. If you win, you will be tempted to reinvest until you lose it all.Sign up for the hottest MLM and wait for the big bucks to roll in! You can almost count on big weekly checks of residual or passive income. Diamond awards, pink caddies, and all expense paid vacations to paradise are just bonuses.So call all your friends, family, neighbors, co-workers, acquiescences, and hangers on to insist they join your new independent business empire.Biggest Advantage: You can sit back and let all your friends and family do the work (at least the ones who will still talk to you after you launch your MLM business).Biggest Disadvantage: Mom will not take your calls and forget anymore holiday dinner invites.Start a small business with no barriers to entry. Look for something that requires little cash and no training. Watch the big bucks roll in as you do nothing but sit in your underwear at home because you are the boss!Biggest Advantage: Little cash, no training, easy to get going.Biggest Disadvantage: If you don’t know what you are doing, or no one wants your product or service things will go slow for you. Low barriers to entry will allow others to get in on your action.Get in on wholesale prices to make the big markups. You can compete with Walmart – just cut out the expensive retail store and forget the fancy websites. Your garage will make a great sales site right. Buy in volume, store and sell. What could be easier.Biggest Advantage: You will never need to buy your chosen product again.Biggest Disadvantage: No where to park your car for the next 10+ years.Tip: Don’t take these ideas to seriously – none of them really workWarning: Try these ideas at your own risk.Warning: Don’t quit your day job because you will need it more when you make it through all 5 steps.Copyright 2010 by JadeDragon. Do not copy this article – that would be stealing.

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